Here’s me. Sitting on the patio enjoying the sun with my sbucks

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So. The other day I was at another Starbucks, and I went in and there was a new girl working (You could just tell) she was hipster 101 with emo hair and raybans (you know) and so I’m like, HEY HOW ARE YOU. She sasses and says “I guess… okay.” So I gave her a super long complex order. Not even one smile. Please treat me with respect and joy.

Dun sass me woman!