It just occurred to me that vampires are not real, and are all part of people’s imaginations. I was using some products that I recently got from Lush (loving them!) and I was reminded of their glittery products. I tried some in store and when I used them, it was as if my whole arm was in diamonds, and I was a Twilight vampire.

Now many people say that Stephanie Meyer is crazy, and that Vampires don’t shine. That vampires aren’t sex machines, and that they can’t just eat animals. 

Well now that Vampires have gone main stream everything is different, and we’re left with a new perspective of these fictional creatures. Could anyone imagine what would happen if they were found to be real, and then by some chance glittered in the sun?

Huh. That would be awkward.

Photo by Nadav Kander